When Sir asked me to write a little guide to squirting, I immediately said “but I don’t know how to squirt!” I began babbling about how it was always different… sometimes Sir would prop my hips on a pillow, massage me, and then pound my G-Spot until I gushed for him. Sometimes it would happen instantly when he flicked my clit with his tongue. Sometimes, despite trying, it doesn’t happen at all.
It was then that I realised, for many women, this experience is probably very common.
When Sir first mentioned he would like me to squirt, I did not even know that it was possible. After talking with him and research (to double reassure myself it was NOT urine), I felt ready to try. Sir lay towels across the bed, lit candles and incense, and tenderly massaged my body for at least half an hour, avoiding my pussy dripping with longing. Eventually he came to stroking it softly, gently probing the inside with two strong fingers. He pushed deeper and deeper, down and up towards my G-Spot (as an aside, if you don’t know the location of the G-Spot in the female body, do yourself a favour and look it up. Please).
Soon he had three fingers inside me, pushing up on the hard mound inside me. I could feel it expanding, and a slight sloshing sound. I began to tense, and curl and arch my back - the sensation was all too much, not quite painful but not pleasant either… Sir reminded me to relax, to consciously sink my body into the bed and let myself go soft. Instantly the sensation was enjoyable. I could feel my insides swelling, and I began to push slightly as Sir instructed, I felt myself contracting, coming closer to orgasm - but I kept my body limp, focusing only on pushing the orgasm from my pussy.
All at once I shuddered, my hips seemed to rise automatically as I gushed liquid, and came strongly around Sir’s probing hand. He moaned and immediately brought his mouth down to taste, sighing in delight. I was slightly nervous expelling all that liquid, but he covered his fingers in my juices and placed them in my mouth to taste. It was sweet and light, and I could see why he loved it.
Since this occasion I have squirted multiple times. It is not what I would call “regular” for me (some women squirt without any extra effort during sex most times). The scenario I described above is almost guaranteed to make me squirt, and I would recommend it as a good starting point to any couples looking to experiment with squirting. I have squirted suddenly on other occasions as well, usually when I haven’t had sex or been stimulated in a few days - can I just say, spontaneous back-seat-of-the-car-quickie-sex left the leather well and truly soaked. Luckily it can be licked up ;)
A few pointers for the lady trying to squirt:
- Always remain relaxed, consciously stop your body from tensing, even when approaching orgasm.
- Squirting doesn’t necessarily mean you will orgasm - it is possible to squirt multiple times before, after, and even during an orgasm.
- Sometimes it helps to gently “push”the liquid from your pussy when your G-Spot is feeling full. This tip sounds vague, but whilst trying it should make more sense.
- Don’t stress about not squirting or maybe not squirting or anything - total relaxation is essential.
- If you don’t squirt, try again later.
I have asked Sir to add some guides for partners trying to assist their lovely ladies, so keep an eye out!
Wishing you all a very wet Christmas,